Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Sunday - Day 203 - The Story of Ps & Cues

Once upon a time there was a baby and a boy and a man.  They all lived together with a lovely young lady in an RV.  

They had the most interesting days together in their quaint little home. Sundays were their favorite days.  They liked to eat breakfast together, practice music together, play in the pool and tell tall tales together. 

One September Sunday was a particularly charming day.  The lovely lady made pancakes for the baby and the boy.  The two loved to eat pancakes together. They ate and they ate until they could not eat any longer.



Later that day, after eating pancakes, the boy practiced playing his shiny new piano.  He packed a punch and produced powerful piano tunes.  The boy practiced and practiced until he could not practice piano any longer.  



Soon after pigging out on pancakes and partaking in piano practice, the baby, the boy and the man, left their home to play in the pool for a spell. They laughed out loud as they splashed all around.  They played and played until the sky grew dark and the rain poured down and they could not play in the pool any longer.

The lovey lady had just arrived to the pool before the rain poured down.  They all packed up and pushed the baby in the stroller as it began to pour.  

As soon as they arrived home, the lady pulled off the baby's very wet diaper. Unbeknownst to the lady, the baby had previously pooped his pants, and poop rolled all over the floor.  The lovely lady was shocked with surprise as she quickly picked up the poop piece by piece.  The man laughed, as he had known exactly when the baby pooped at the pool.  

They continued on this pathetic path, as the lady and man walked to dispose of their putrid trash.  What did they see, but a large camper, with a ladder tightly secured on top.  



Perplexed the man asked the lovely one, "How do they retrieve the ladder if it is already on top of the camper?"  

The lady was equally puzzled.  "How did they get down, once they secured the ladder on top?"  Hmmmm, they each pondered this picture and called it a peculiar predicament. 

This particular Sunday permeated Ps; from palatable pancakes to practicing piano, and playing in the pool to pushing poop in the pouring rain, and pioneering peculiar predicaments.


The moral of the story: 

Some days you must mind your Ps and your "cues".  

Especially the cue when the baby poops in the pool, 
you may want to let the lovely lady, by your side, know it. 


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